The Honorable Lord Sesshoumaru

this is not funny.

This Sesshoumaru has decided cake is only good when meat is involved.

Slumber parties are never allowed at my home ever again.

Having two children is difficult.

Grey's Anatomy is manly.

Halloween is stupid.

Nobody told me M&M's were chocolate.

I'm going to lay down for a while

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My head is not that big. What is the point of these "plushies" besides turning someone as beautiful as This Sesshoumaru into...

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That?

Dear Brawl,


For all those who are friends with friendofgon , he is currently in my possession until I get my swords back.

If any of you have a clue as to where they happen to be and return them in a timely manner, then I shall hand him back.

If not, I am going to kill and eat him.


Good day,

The Honorable Lord Sesshoumaru

My swords are gone.


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They're gone.

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Needless to say, some villages are burning.

.......Naraku is here.



...........Also, what is this shit?

( Please explain )

I don't get it. What does "Pimp" mean? I googled it, but I just get a lot of weird, unintelligible language and sites filled with naked women.

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I....May....or may not have....gotten the she devil Nabiki pregnant.


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A hanyou.....

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It's going to be.....a HANYOU

This Sesshoumaru is highly disappointed at the concentration of ugly in this community.

There are a couple exceptions to this rule, of course, but not as many as This Sesshoumaru would have hoped for.



Before I forget; touch the girl and I kill you.

Simple as that.

Do what you will with the toad, but that's it.


This Sesshoumaru is done.

Greetings.

This Sesshoumaru has stolen InuYasha's human wench's computer, and decided to make good use of it by spreading my beauty on this community.

It's interesting....There seems to be a great deal of photographs of me saved on this computer....This Sesshoumaru is sure the filthy mongrel Kouga will find that interesting.

Especially seeing as there are like...three photographs of him. Ahaha.

( This is the best one )


This Sesshoumaru is sincerely surprised to find this sort of thing on her computer...A little disturbed, as well......

This Sesshoumaru knows he is sexy, but much prefers not to be told so by the human wench.

This Sesshoumaru is done, now.